Freaky Friday

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I confess, I saw this on another blogger’s site and now cannot remember which one! I think it’s pretty appropriate for a Friday, where frankly, sanity is overrated!

Ways to keep a healthy level of sanity:

  • At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  • Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  • Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” or “INBOX”
  • Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
  • Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  • Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
  • Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
  • Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
  • Don’t use any punctuation
  • As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
  • Send email to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example, “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.”
  • Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
  • Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.
  • Call the psychic hotline and don’t say anything.
  • When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!”, “I Won!”, “3rd time this week!!!”
  • When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”
  • Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
  • Every time you see a broom, yell “Honey, your mother is here!”

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One thought on “Freaky Friday

  1. Ohh, that espresso one made me laugh. Of course I do believe that coffee is coursing through my veins…Kimmiemama to 7one homemade and 6 adopted

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